I've been behind as a number of projects I can't quite talk about yet are eating up my time. In the meanwhile, do enjoy my latest conversation with fellow Schlockenzian writer Marco Attard:
Robert: What was this gaysex manga you were reading though
Marco: it's this thing called The Teahouse
about a whorehouse with mostly gay whores
gay man whores, I guess
of course it is written by women for women
and the women have no idea what gay dudes really are
so it's all sorts of weird and hilarious http://www.teah
Robert: This looks silly
Marco: it is total silly
it's like Medieval descriptions of strange animals from foreign lands
Robert: Also, everyone is an effeminate pretty boy except for one lumberjack.
Marco: "these are the 'HOMO-SEKSUAL MANS'"
dude even the lumberjack is effeminate
i know enough about gay culture to know what a bear dude is
and that effeminate is NOT a bear
Robert: They're often fat
Isn't that the case? Big and hairy?
Marco: yep, huge hairy dudes
also the lack of penises disappoints me
i wanted the comic to shock my straight white male sensibilities
instead it just makes me go "at least SOMBODY'S havin' fun!"
This comic is suffering from a cock deficiency
Marco: makes me want to go to its comments board
all shoutin WHERE IS THE COCK
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED YOUNG LADIES
YOU GET A C- FOR EFFORT
See you next time,