Monday, February 20, 2012

PostScript - Marco and Robert vs Teahouse (NSFW)

Good day,

 I've been behind as a number of projects I can't quite talk about yet are eating up my time. In the meanwhile, do enjoy my latest conversation with fellow Schlockenzian writer Marco Attard:


Robert: What was this gaysex manga you were reading though
Marco it's this thing called The Teahouse
    about a whorehouse with mostly gay whores
    gay man whores, I guess
    of course it is written by women for women
    and the women have no idea what gay dudes really are
    so it's all sorts of weird and hilarious http://www.teahousecomic.com/
 Robert This looks silly
 Marco it is total silly
    it's like Medieval descriptions of strange animals from foreign lands
 Robert Also, everyone is an effeminate pretty boy except for one lumberjack.
 Marco "these are the 'HOMO-SEKSUAL MANS'"
    dude even the lumberjack is effeminate
    i know enough about gay culture to know what a bear dude is
    and that effeminate is NOT a bear
 Robert They're often fat
    Isn't that the case? Big and hairy?
 Marco yep, huge hairy dudes
    also the lack of penises disappoints me
    i wanted the comic to shock my straight white male sensibilities
    instead it just makes me go "at least SOMBODY'S havin' fun!"
Robert haha
    This comic is suffering from a cock deficiency
 Marco makes me want to go to its comments board
    all shoutin WHERE IS THE COCK
    I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED YOUNG LADIES
    YOU GET A C- FOR EFFORT
 Robert C-?!
    MORE LIKE
    MINUS COCK
 Marco hahahaha
    YES



See you next time,

-RWI

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