Tuesday, June 14, 2011

PostScript - Marco (Magnum) and Robert vs DC

Pulled from today's chat-log, here is proof that my friend and I are needed by the North American comics industry:

Marco this is the cover to Justice League #1 http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/06/jlacv12.jpg
 Robert If they do this, I will cry forever
 Marco notice there is a Batman
there is also a batman
 Robert I'm focused more on Green Lantern's guncrotch
 Marco i know, guncrotch is hella distracting
i wonder if it'll show up in the movie
like he'd go all "TAKE THIS PARALLAX" *gunboner*
 Robert hahahahaha
He screams SKEET SKEET SKEET as it fires
 Marco hahaha
the worst of the worst
 Robert Yes, turning the Teen Titans into a bunch of Battle Dominatrices would be the worst thing ever
In fact, that should be the title instead
BATTLE DOMINATRICES
ISSUE ONE: WHO'S BEEN A BAD BOY
 Marco no issue one would be ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS WILL DIE
to complete the 90s Extreme Comics effect
each issue would have a character getting basically murdered
while they fight villains with names like, i dunno, BLOODBONES
BLOODGUNS
GUNBONES
(DC, call me!)
 Robert haha yes
BOMBNOMINAL
GUNFIST
FISTFIST
THE VIXXXEN
 Marco BLOODBITCH
 Robert SKANKTANK
 Marco GUNSLUT
 Robert BALLSDEEP
he could be used for undersea missions
 Marco tagline: THIS AIN'T YO DADDY'S TEEN TITANS!

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